Ok, this was one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while, so I had to post it.  This is courtesy of Amber and Bj–the other day I got an email from Amber that simply had a link to amazon.com and said “scroll down and read.”  This is what I get: An item on sale along with a customer review of the product.  

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes

tshirt1,258 of 1,270 people found the following review helpful:

B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern”  This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him. 
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. 

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women 
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

 

Lol lol lol lol!!!!!  Don’t believe me?  Just click this link and read it for yourself: http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

This product is sold along side what they call “zubaz” pants (pants I’ve only known to be referred to as Hammer pants) and a book titled “How to Knit Dog Hair. 

Nice, Amber and Bj. Nice.

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